3 AM Olympic Events

Ready for an Olympic Quiz?

Congratulations! You’re an Olympian, but unfortunately your event will be televised at 3 a.m. in the morning, when the only people who will be watching you compete are those in the same timezone as you (maybe).

Either way, you’re going home with a gold, silver, or bronze, and will help your country in the medal count. You’ll go home as a gold Olympian, maybe get a few sponsorships, and be featured on a Wheaties box. On the plus side, if you lose, you’ll be able to live with some privacy and be out of the limelight.

But wait, you forgot what event you just competed in! Let’s find out which 3 a.m. Olympic event you'll be participating in based on your set of skills.

What Non-Competitive Olympic Sport are You?Are you competitive?, Does your endurance allow you to last more than 20 seconds?, How do you feel about water?

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In Lieu of the Olympics
August 8, 2020

Here's an issue in lieu of the pomp & circumstance that we were expecting right around this time of the year. From retrospectives and lists to an honest assessment of why the Olympics aren't good for local community, we bring you an issue of Olympic proportion.

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3 AM Olympic Events

Congratulations! You're an Olympian! But your family and friends have to wake up at 3 a.m. to watch you compete.

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Get Your Dance On – Olympic Style

Learn the background of the popular Olympic odori dance, Tokyo Gorin Ondo!

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